Listed below are some jokes that we’ve received:
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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
·
What kind of
materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
·
What did the
female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
·
What "bus"
crossed the ocean?
·
What do you
call a Blind Dinosaur?
·
Why did the
nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
·
Why did the nutty kid
throw a glass of water out of the window?
·
What happened when the
Lion ate the comedian?
Here are clues to four of them – not in order:
If you know any of the answers please respond below....don't cheat! J
Implementation.
Since uplifting spirits is what we’re all about, we have to
have fun with the families, right?!! Here’s
an example of what happens when we deliver this type of card. We walk into the room and state:
“Sorry….but we have to perform a quick test…”
Everyone in the room gets a bit nervous and looks around.
“Are you
ready?”…..silence.
Then we tell the joke. The room lets out a sigh of relief
and everyone begins to laugh even before we tell the punch line. Then after the
family guesses or we give away the answer, we tell the patients to hold on to
the card and give their nurse and doctor a “test”. It all ends with a smile on EVERYONE’S face…even the grandma who
gave us the look of death when we walked in! J
Our KNOCK KNOCKs
on the door are followed by a smile!
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Here are some other jokes:
ReplyDeleteQ: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: Where do library books like to sleep?
A: Under their covers!
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: Because he was a standout in his field!